Sunday, August 1, 2010

Laughing it up in Mumbai








It has long been a pet peeve of mine that the average sense of humor in Indian media had never evolved beyond the slapstick shenanigans and not so witty one liners and cliche double meaning suggestive phrases that are in plentiful supply in most films, tv shows and theater dramas. I have long been yearning for the quantum jump in graduating from " pie in the face " jokes to something that tickles a more intelligent funny bone.

Dont get me wrong I've appreciated the " Jine bhi do yaron "s and the " Andaz apna apna "s and the " Golmal "s ( the utpal dutt one ... not the shoddy Devgan flick ). Yet there has been nothing to reflect the generation gap from those flims to more contemporary ones. The same holds true for tv shows and dramas. Hell even most of the good stand up comics of Indian origin had most of their comic wits sharpened and honed abroad. I had all but given up hope on Indian comedy in general. Until the very well informed Mathanki, came up to me one day and said, " hey! theres a Comedy Store in Palladium, Lower Parel. We should go. "

Comedy Store ... The venue thats been graced by the sharp wits of the likes of Eddie Izzard and Paul Merton, was in Mumbai bringing comics from the UK and more importantly promoting local talent !. I had to see this.

I went in expecting a good ol laughs club with beer and rowdy crowds and generally intoxicated people. While this was all true in a way, the crowd was more reminiscent of a night club than a comedy store. I guess everything in Mumbai has to be a little glam !. So i started out the evening with a couple of beers and scarfed down some gourmet pizzas at the cafe inside while waiting for the show to start. Be warned ... If you drink a lot of beer, the restroom is a fair trek from the comedy store. Why they couldn't have a restroom on the premises i have no idea. This significantly cut down on my drinking for the rest of the evening. I was not about to hike a mile just to take a leak again.

By the time the show started the crowds had poured in and for a 10:30 show starting at 11:00 it looked like a full show was on the cards. The show started with Mickey Hutton, who struck me as a veteran comic. He was also the compere for the evening. The jokes were sarcastic, on the spot, well timed and pertinent. They were jokes about India, mumbai its juxtaposition with london and the difference between the people. The jokes were about a modern india and very pertinent to a young crowd. I was hooked. Hutton was brilliant, picking on the front row crowd, which included an embarassed but well humored Dino Morea and family, with a particularly flamboyant gentleman who was wearing something out of the 80s disco collection. ( Mumbai fashion never ceases to amaze ). This fact did not go unnoticed by the comedians.

The canadian Glen Wool had the first set of the evening. The jokes were a little cliche and a bit too much toilet humor for me but funny none the less. Following hutton however seemed like a tough ask of the young comedian.

There was a short set following wool by a local comic, picked out of open auditions. The first name escapes me, but Mr. Pal was noteworthy at least. This delighted me. The jokes obviously were amateurish and still a bit dated. But finally! something other than the overworked dead horse humor from the early 90s ! Thumbs up to the comedy store.

The closing act is usually the best and packs quite a punch. Allistair Barrie is all that and more. He is my favourite type of comic. The witty, angry, cynic. I prefer my ranters with whisky but he decided to go for beer. The rants started with London, its people, british imperialism, Mumbai, its crowd, its disregard for safety, the commonwealth games, politicians and all of it. Barrie was in control and i had to catch my breath from all the laughing. Overall a very satisfying experience and some solace to my heart, for having found a place that i will be sure to visit often. !!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Movies Im waiting to see in 2010

1. Robin Hood : Because I loved gladiator

Ridley Scott
Russel Crowe

Need i say more ? A very dark and very gladiator-esque look at Sherwood's scoundrel.



2. Shutter Island : Because a Scorsese horror film would be worth watching!

Ben Kingsley
Leo Di Caprio
Martin Scorsese



3. Creation : Because Darwin was awesome ! and Origin of Species was one of the most influential books ever.

Jennifer Connely
Paul Bettany



4. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

Terry Gilliam of Fear and Loathing and 12 Monkeys fame + Heath ledger + Johnny Depp + Jude Law = One seriously trippy movie.



5. The Tree of Life

Terence Mallick's super under publicised project. The legendary recluse of Days of Heaven and Thin red line fame is bringing up his next movie which stars Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Considering Sean Penn's choice of projects and the fact that Mallick puts years of work and effort behind each film, this one should be worth the wait.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tree_of_Life_(film)

6. Where the wild things are

Based on Sendak's dark yet heartening children's story. It reminded me of " The Neverending Story " when i read it. So Im gonna watch this.



7. Iron Man 2

Robert Downey Junior
Mickey Rourke
2!!! flying metal suits
Explosions

nuff said.



8. Inception

Between the Dark Knight and an " un-named batman project " Chris Nolan worked on Inception.

Not much is known about the movie. Its sci-fi and set " in the architecture of the human mind ".

Considering Chris Nolan has made absolutely spectacular films so far, this one is a must.

Monday, January 11, 2010

MALL MADNESS!!

My general aversion to the general populace is no big secret. I am not antisocial ,far from it. I am quite an amiable guy. What I lack seems to be the patience to put up with idiots. Unfortunately most people in the general populace around here have no idea what it means to belong to civilized society.

What brings on this delicious bout of acute irritation? I went grocery shopping in a mall. Pardon the shameless use of the ever so popular OMFG … but

OH MY F*ING GOD.

When Shashi Tharoor speaks of the cattle class … I had no idea he was really taking about people with the social ability of an animal that ruminates for half a day before it can really digest anything. It really has nothing to do with “class“ per say … it has to do with the lack of class.

So in order ease my pain during these visits to grocery hell, I present without further ado.

TOP 5 THINGS PEOPLE CAN DO TO NOT PISS ME OFF AT A GROCER’S.

1. If you haven’t taught them manners, put your children on a leash. Better yet leave them at the bag counter, take a coupon and pick them up on your way out. I am tall and I am more than likely to step on the next gremlin that takes it upon himself or herself to use my legs as an obstacle course. Seriously your next purchase of discount underwear can wait long enough for you to tell your kid.

“ Stop running into people you dolt, its annoying and incase you do … say you’re sorry. Or that tall uncle is going to step on you next time. “

I like kids … really … just not when they’re head butting my shins.

2. Don’t block an entire isle with your shopping cart, your shopping basket and your gi-normous posterior. Seriously, if you’re going to take your time pondering over what your next purchase of table cloth cleaner says about you as a person, make sure you leave enough room in the isle for the OTHER PEOPLE in the mall to walk without having to wait for you to figure out why there is a giant line of people behind you.

3. Got a call on your cell phone ? Girlfriend dumping you ? Wife forgot to ask for toiletries ? Great! A) I don’t wana know B) If you haven’t yet learned to use your brain to handle talking and walking at the same time, get out of my way first then continue with your conversation!. I know its important to communicate in any relationship, just not when you’re standing In front of the last pack of lettuce and Im in the mood for Greek salad. Also if you are texting someone in the middle of the isle while maneuvering your shopping cart … DO IT LATER you numbskull! Either that or grow an extra thumb.

4. If you push down on the handle of your shopping cart, it stops! … Amazing isn’t it ? This little contraption was invented after a lot of effort to save peoples ankles from getting slowly chiseled off by repeated trauma from shopping carts used by a) blind b) retarded c) otherwise mentally disadvantaged people. ( No offense to the mentally handicapped … at least you didn’t have a choice. ) Use brakes please … save the ankle.

5. Don’t make it an outing. Couldn’t find a better place than the grocery store to hang our with friends and family? Really ? … I think its time to contemplate the utter failure of your social life. Why just outside is a cafĂ© with chairs, a table and some coffee! The perfect setting for some conversation, laughter and social hobnobbing! NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BREAKFAST SECTION!!! I love it that you are so close to your family that you need all of them along to decide which milk is better low fat or skimmed, please realize that while you chose to save your health by consulting your ancestors regarding the best choice of healthy milk, the guy behind you is slowly dying of latent rage issues. Don’t waste my life in a grocery store … please.


Oh yeah … im going to sneak in a 6th point here. ( Sue me you list Nazis ! ).

Don’t cut in line. I don’t care if you bought just 3 items. Not my problem … go buy some more toilet rolls … you’ll never not need them. DON’T CUT IN LINE.

Thanks for making my stay at the grocer’s a more pleasant one. I look forward to buying veggies with you again!.